Meet Pixie Alpha, my victim, ah I mean willing participate in a "who's your daddy? challenge"
"Ooooo look there's a cuckatoo"
Thats right Pixie look at the birds look at the birds and ignore the blank block you've landed on.
I did build her a house with the available funds. It doesn't look like much now but we'll get there.
Yes Pixie is already pregnant.
No there aren't woohoo pictures
Yes Pixie is already giving birth.
While we observe the miracle that is sim birth lets take a moment to ponder: Who is the father?
Since there are no pictures of woohoo are there any takers on who the father of Pixies first child born in Strangetown may be?Since there are no pictures of woohoo are there any takers on who the father of Pixies first child may be?
I'll give you a hint... I set my challenge in strange town for a reason...
Meet little Apathetic Subject Alpha.
... now can you guess who her father is?
Meet lucky father number 1: Nervous Subject.
It seems like only yesterday this little bundle of joy was bought into the world.
And yet here we are at birthday number 1 of oh so many to come. And please note, once again Pixie is preganant.
Blow out your candles little apathetic. Lets see how you turn out.
One...
Two...
Three!!!
Nope. No toddler photos. Just potty training.
Pixie, my romance sim can make a good mother. I swear.
"Chloe do you think highheels would take the attention away from my growing stomach and get me more woohoo?"
"Ahhh Pixie... you do realise where that belly came from right?"
"Owww. My belly"
"Oh it hurts it hurts"
"Darn I burnt the pancakes!"
Just catch your baby Pixie surely that is more important than the pancakes!
Pixie are you in bed with Father 3 before even naming baby B?
This lovely gentleman is Xavier Curious ne Hurt, husband of Pascal Curious.
Oh the joys of love triangles or multi-polygons as it were...
Ah here is a picture of Apathetic Subject in all her glory.
Rise up and shine oh first born.
Happy birthday Apathetic! Happy birthday!
"Apathetic? Who are you calling apathetic? I am *NOT* going to turn out like my useless father!"
Now don't go listening to your mother young Apathetic, after all she is a romance sim and won't always remember her "loves" that well.
"I *told* you I wasn't going to turn out like my father. I /will/ be beautiful."
Poor Pixie. Pregnant to someone else's husband hasn't got time to feed the baby, change the nappy and do the dishes. Oh the life of a single mother. Oh for the want of more romance and woohoo.
"Tickle Tickle little one.
"Hey... what did I end up naming baby B?
"Hmmmm.... How about Baltazia?
Time to spin little Baltazia
"Now... if only I could remember who your father was..."
"*will* *not* *turn* *out* *like* *my* *father*"
Apathetic studies hard and even convinces Pixie to lend a hand.
Bathroom birth uno. /sigh/
Lets see how Xavier's *other* child turns out.
Awwww.... meet little baby Carl.
No. No. Pixie what are you doing putting young Carl onto the cold bathroom floor?
"I had to catch Cathrine."
Why? Why? Twins at pregnancy 3... this could be a very very long challenge.
/sigh/
And here is toddler Baltazia. Yes there is a dog bed. No Pixie has not pets. She just... well... the maternal instinct is lowering now my romance sim has four babies.
Ooo, Pixie are you having more woohoo?
You do realise this will lead to more babies right?
"When I grow up I'm going to get A+++"
Carl you do realise you are still a baby right? You have four more days of toddlership before you get to school.
Pixie are you comparing your first born son to your first born?
"Not at all... but she is /far/ prettier don't you think?"
Carl don't listen to your mother. You are gorgeous.
Ok. Twin 2. Cathrine time to whirl.
One...
Two...
Three!
Hey how could the gay maid's daughter /not/ have pink hair?
Learn to talk Cathrine. Gossip is an important social behaviour for a gay man's child.
"Ughh what have I done? What have I done?"
Whats wrong Pixie?
"I never should have unleased my daughter's gossip powers on the world"
I'm sure its not going to be that bad Pixie.
"Ow. There seems to be something glowing stuck in my eye"
Um Baltazia that might be your hand...
"Oh yeah mighty creator? Just for that rude remark watch how I grow up!"
"I can fly"
"And I grew up well... but who is my daddy?"
While Cathrine is learning to go potty let me give you a tour of the house.
Pixie has the main bedroom at the back complete with woohoo bed and elixer of life.
We have a bathroom fully fitted with modern convienances and two seperate rooms to keep baby cries from waking one another.
A spiral staircase up to the children's bedrooms and a main room with kitchen, dining and entertainment.
All hail my mighty building skills.
"Oh look a blue block.... hmm what ever could I do with it?"
"This" points "this is what I'll do with my blue block"
"And then I'll smash them down..."
"... and throw them about"
